I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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