I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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