$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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