you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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