bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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