do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
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I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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