yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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