does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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