You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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