there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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