Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
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Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Boobs are out for the taking
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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