Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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