one two three fourrrrnication!
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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