Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
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In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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