yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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