Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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