Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
whose ass print is on the piano?
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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