Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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