Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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