Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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