Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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