His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I fill condoms, not promises.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We need to feng shui this bitch.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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