This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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