How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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