OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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