Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
you win again, gameday.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Are we still banned from the library?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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