i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
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On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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