just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
