A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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