problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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