Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
