I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
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