dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.