There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
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i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.