Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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