she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
wat bout pragnant strippers??
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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