I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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