Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Randomize
