Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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