Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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