Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
