$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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