Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
from now on my penis is your penis
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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