..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
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Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
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my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize