Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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