You really coming over, don't trick.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
be right there i have to get my cape
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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