I'm laying in your front yard are you home
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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