Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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