im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
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Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I smell like Dick and happiness
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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