what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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