North Korea, Best Korea!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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