Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
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Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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