used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
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If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.