Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
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The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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