im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Its about making memories worth repressing
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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