R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
my phone needs a breathalizer
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
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i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
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