Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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